Funny Life Quotes

Funny life quotes give us a good lesson to live life with a light heart and a smile on our faces. Life always brings difficult situations to people and has many ups and downs. With these funny life quotes, we can develop a lively attitude towards life instead of worrying about the future. The complicated details of life in a jovial manner are described through these funny quotes on life. This cute compilation can help you to live life to the fullest. These quotes also highlight the fact that laughter is the best medicine. So, read the cute yet hilarious life quotes in this page and get a new outlook of life.

 

Famous Funny Life Quotes
“There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.”

-Oscar Wilde

“When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.”

-Source Unknown

“Everything has been figured out, except how to live.”

-Jean Paul Sartre

Funny Life Quotes and Sayings
“An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived.”

-Herbert Samuel

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

-Mark Twain

“For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.”

-Clifton Fadiman

Memorable Funny Life Quotes
“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little.”

-Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

“In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.”

-Bill Vaughan

“Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.”

- Lou Erickso

Funny Quotes about Life
“Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.”

-Douglas Adams

“Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.”

-Sam Ewing

“The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly - because if they don't speak fast nobody will listen to them.”

-Michael Caine

 

Funny life quotes mentioned above provide you a rich collection of some humorous life quotes and sayings. They convey you the meaning of life on a lighter note. These quotes will tickle your funny bone and at the same time, teach you lesson of life from a brighter and lighter perspective. Don’t just read these quotes, apply them to your life or advice others, you will feel the difference for sure.